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About sasrguide

I'm 30. I used to live in New Orleans, Louisiana. A vampire killed my family at age 16 and I've been killing supernatural creatures with the aid of the Society for the Advancement of Supernatural Research's Johan Burlap ever since.

Back from the Czech Republic

Apologies to all regarding my absence.  It’s been hectic trying to figure everything out from getting the information from the proper authorities to trying to piece every bit of information together because this is a rather perplexing puzzle. It’s all … Continue reading

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The Zombie Part 2: Modern Day and Killing the Walking Dead

“When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.”–George Romero, “Dawn of the Dead” Evening, folks.  It’s Mason again, back and recuperating from my trip to San Francisco.  If you’re wondering, yes, there was a … Continue reading

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The Zombie Part 1

Originally, the zombie was a fixture of voodoo lore in Haiti.  A zombie wasn’t always a walking corpse.  A zombie could be referred to as someone living under a Haitian trance with the help of various chemicals, toxins and hallucinogens.  … Continue reading

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Zombie Outbreak in Czech Republic

Apologies for the lack of updates, but I was sent in with an emergency team to Pardubice, Czech Republic.  There was an unfortunate accident involving a truck that had various chemicals for waste disposal as it had apparently veered off … Continue reading

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Vampires, Part 2: Myths Busted, Questions Answered

I’m fully packed for San Francisco.  Spent some extra time in the gym today working out my anger over Charlie’s death on the heavy bags.  Decided against taking Black Betty with me and grabbed a Taurus Judge from the SASR … Continue reading

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Packing for SF…and still training.

Today the SASR buries one of its own.  See the previous post I left for details. JSB gave me the day off to pack for my trip to the Red Court nest in San Fransisco and to keep training in … Continue reading

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Dreamwalker Attack at SASR?

Sleep is a rarity for a professional supernatural exterminator.  Usually, it’s because we’re up at night taking out all the “ghoulies, ghosties, long-legged beasties, and things that go bump in the night” so the rest of humanity can sleep in … Continue reading

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